- 12 Days of Holiday Sale
'Tis the season to be queer! Dyke the halls with boughs of lesbians! Rudolph the carpet-burnt bull dyke? Okkk, maybe not.
Well anyway, we all know that nobody wants any pied pipers piping or turtle doves and certainly no partridges in any pear trees (although eight maids a milking might be debatable). What should your true love get you this holiday season? Some lesbian DVDs, books, adult movies and toys... DUH!
Well anyway, we all know that nobody wants any pied pipers piping or turtle doves and certainly no partridges in any pear trees (although eight maids a milking might be debatable). What should your true love get you this holiday season? Some lesbian DVDs, books, adult movies and toys... DUH!
We are doing 12 days of (insert holiday here) our own way. From December 5 through December 16 we will have a different sale every day! Below is our schedule of savings. Happy holidays from your gal pals at TLAlesbian!
Day 1 - December 5: Super sale! Buy a selection of DVDs at super low prices! Also, take $5 off a different selection of DVDs.
Day 2 - December 6: Get an additional 20% all new DVDs, books.
Day 3 - December 7: Favorite genre sale! A recent TLAlesbian survey shows that everyone loves Romance and Comedy DVDs, and Mystery books, so we're giving you an extra 20% off any DVD or book in those genres!
Day 4 - December 8: Ahh, the classics. Looking to build up your favorite cinephile's lesbian DVD collection? Well now's the chance! All lesbian classics will have a bonus 20% off discount!
Day 5 - December 9: Another blowout sale day! Snag up some overstocked goodies at seriously reduced prices. We're also giving $5 off another, different selection of DVDs!
Day 6 - December 10: For the serious dykes, geeks and knowledge-hungry queer folks on your gift list, we will be taking an extra 20% off documentary films and non-fiction books!
Day 7 - December 11: Give the gift of authentic dyke porn! We've recently added new studios and titles that are made by real queer women for the lesbian community. This stuff is amazing and all the titles we have are discounted an extra 20%! With this discount, you'll be hard-pressed to find a better these titles for a better price!
Day 8 - December 12: Since you just stocked up on all that hot queer porn, why not get some toys to go with? Whether you've never tried strapping it on or you or you're sweetie wore out your current set-up, the holidays are a great time for a strap-on surprise! All strap-on harnesses, dildos and lubes are on sale for an additional 20% off!
Day 9 - December 13: Don't have a sweetie to watch all that hot porn with? Well, no problem! We're giving you an extra 20% off all vibrators, clit ticklers and g-spot stimulators!
Day 10 - December 14: We couldn't possibly think of a better gift than The L Word. Whether it's the final season, the last few seasons, or the entire collection that your dyke drama connoisseur needs, everything L Word is an extra 20% off!
Day 11 - December 15: Can't get enough adult DVDs? We have a selection of seven studios on sale just for you! Take 20% off the already low price on these lesbian adult videos!
Day 12 - December 16: And lastly, take an additional 20% off our hand-picked selection of DVD and book holiday gift ideas. You're sure to find something for every dyke on your list in this selection, and at a great price!
