Review

Warning: While this film does contain XXX penetration shots in one sequence, it is primarily softcore and most of the sex scenes are simulated.

Sure, you could "take a picture of love" as the often-repeated theme song tells you, but we'd much rather take our pictures of the oodles of women graphically writhing their snizzes over giant statue-like dildos. Or, perhaps, the randomly inserted (but still hot) hardcore insert scene makes the best picture.

Anyway, Laura Gemser's extremely sexy Emanuelle gets some tip on white slavery and she's off to travel the globe to take it on. Of course, this leads to several extremely shocking sex scenes and intrigue. Plus there are tons and tons of gratuitous nudity, free lovin' and random moments of lesbian sex. The ridiculously cheezy theme song will stick in your head for weeks... although that's not necessarily a good thing.

 -- Rick Stanko