TOY OF THE WEEK!more >>>
As Gay Sex Toy Editor, I love checking out the sales figures and seeing what you guys are buying and trying. I like to delude myself into thinking that my reviews, headlines and promotions make the sales, but there is one toy that proves me wrong: The Basix 7” Dong. Here is a toy that is not associated with a high end manufactuer, does not have a porn star’s name and appendage associated with it, and doesn't have a TLA staffer review! So why is it popular? I suspect two things: price – at $11.99 it is one of our least expensive toys and the size: long and thin. It says something about YOU (I go for the much thicker dongs!) and your anal inclinations. But I see why, for many, sex toys are something new and if I was going to begin anal play I’d want something that won’t be too much to handle. Remember, you can always go longer and thicker! But I have not tried this toy out so it is here as Toy of the Week despite the lack of my personal endorsement. I am just afraid that after my recent (ah, this morning) session with Vibrating Dr. Philgood, I’d need two of the Basix dongs to feel anything. - Randy Siempre
GET OFF WITH A HELPING HANDmore >>>
The Clark Kent of sex toys. By day, it is a vaguely modernist art piece, but by night is turns (inside out) into a terrific jerk off sleeve. It is soft and squeezable: stroke, squeeze, stroke, cum! Then it is back on the table for my parents to admire.
This mini-Fleshjack does not get the attention of his larger, more expensive cousins, but I don't know why. My cock loves its tight interior and cum does not deteriorate the interior...I should know, I've shot gallons into it and feels like new.
I come home drunk and horny,with no pick up to suck me off, so with only a little time before I fall into a booze-induced slumber, I grab an Egg, lube, pull it over my aching cock and come pretty fast. I drop it on the floor but it's ready for an encore in the morning!
I met the adorable Brent at the 2011 Philly QFest...I was a gentleman then but not so much when I am alone with his Fleshjack mouth! I furiously fuck his parted lips and when I cum, I think of him swallowing it all. Does this make me a bad person?
One of hte advantages of being a reviewer here is that I get a chance at testing even the expensive toys and this baby is something special. Big, heavy, well-made, I fuck it like a sex-starved 16-year-old, and cum like one too! Spencer, you have one tight, jizz-inducing ass!
When I am lazy but horny and want something to make the stroking that much better, I pick this simple toy from my drawer. Lubed, it feels great and clean up is no problem. It does't get used as much as my other toys, but always comes in handy.
BASIC TRAINING - TLA STYLEmore >>>
This set is for advanced trainees only! They are really thick and kind of long, so if you want to take the Anal Plunge - this is the toy for you.
What a little bullet gonna do you your virgin ass? For starters, excite the shit out of that ass (figuratively) with its intense vibrations!
Admittedly, this TitanMen Toy looks intiminating, but our site has the image of the "Master," the "Trainer" is only 5.5" x 1.12" - you can handle that!
